8.16.2014

Im a big kid now mom

There once was a sweet angle girl who moonlights as a diaper magician and somehow got her diaper off (while wearing little shorts) (and her mother later discovered that during that short time her diaper was off she let a few little poo pebbles sneak out.) But, said angel baby was embarrassed and didn't want her mommy to know what she had done so she quickly gathered up the pebbles and threw them in the kitchen sink. Only a few hours later while mom was making lunch, she smelled a foul odor. She smelled her self.... No not her... She sniffed each baby... No... Weird. Laid the children down for naps and began doing the dishes. She looked up and noticed a funny colored blueberry. Must have gone astray during breakfast she thought. Yet upon closer inspection, there is was. The foul odor. But wait. How could a tiny baby poo pebble be behind the sink? Where did it come from? After the dishes had been rinsed and loaded 5 more tiny pebbles were discovered. The house has been vacuumed and mopped and no other pebbles have been discovered. She is good........

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